Lana Del Rey Problems

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Okay.So i was listening some of these Lana Del Rey songs.I was happy about being a desperate teenager.Ha-ha. Then i realized something. Something was wrong with these songs. They were stupid. And when i realized that, i immediatly stopped. Then i started listen them again. Cause they were funny. Let's see what's happening with LDR's lyrics.


Look! even she doesn't like her own songs



Got my bad baby by my heavenly side.
 When i read this sentence, it looks like from a black poor rap singer's words. Like a song belongs to Lil' Kim. You little bad girl.

You can be my full time daddy ??
What's wrong with her i mean these kind of words actually discusting. So twerk that wth Miley.

Dear Lord when i get to heaven please let me bring my men.
This one is perfect for Overly Attached Girlfriend.

Blue jeans white shirt.Walked into the room you know you made my eyes burn.
Oh come on. 

You like your girls insane.
Hmm... I see what's happening. So cool right. İnsane. Right.










Songs are actually made by sentences that doesn't mean anything when you put them together. Like this one.

I'm in his favourite sun dress
Watching me get undressed
Take that body downtown
I say you the bestest
Lean in for a big kiss
Put his favourite perfume on
Go play a video game



Yeah we can stand her songs and sometimes (for being in depression) we listen them but i don't know. I don't judge the listeners anyway i'm just saying.



By the way i OBVIOUSLY wasn't searching for stupid lyrics in her songs. Meh. No i wasn't.


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